Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.