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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte