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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Dos

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.