Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes