Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes