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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

Byte Jokes More Byte Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte