Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin