Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin