Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it