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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'