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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

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What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'