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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

Funeral Director Jokes More Funeral Director Jokes

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it