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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it