When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."