When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!