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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

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What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."