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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."