When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."