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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."