When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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Why are sinks depressed?

People look down on them.

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

Turn Rachmanin off.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."