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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."