Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."