Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "