Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied