But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Because we turn them on. / /
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
To stop a kid napping.
When it gets a handle on life.
They both have a hated governor.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
