Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas