Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."