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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k