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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

I j k