What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky