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What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.