What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander