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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.