Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!