Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.