Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

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Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up