Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.