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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.