Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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