Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!