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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!