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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede