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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!