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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise