What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!