What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!