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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!