What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.