What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!