What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.