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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.