Relationshipgulls
Because they were mated.
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
Because he's married.
Toowet Towoo
He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
They keep saying check, mate.
His first mate.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
His first mate
Because it was Frigid
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!
A poodle split in half.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
OC I think I'm feeling C6
To-mate-toes!
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Oxfam.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
I can't remember.
High
Hay!
Per version.
I Apollo-gize
A drummer.
He forgot.
Mend her bones or walk the plank
She wanted to be a nurse.
Little Seizures
She's never finished screwing people.
There isn't a single person left!
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash