Relationshipgulls
Because they were mated.
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
Because he's married.
Toowet Towoo
He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
They keep saying check, mate.
His first mate.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
His first mate
Because it was Frigid
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!
A poodle split in half.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
OC I think I'm feeling C6
To-mate-toes!
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Oxfam.
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
A start.
Little Seizures
It pokes holes in condoms.
Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
Laying mantises.
Babe, it's a valve!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
There is no dirt in the hole!
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
