What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember