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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

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What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember