What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Who's there! Amaso! Amaso who?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me!

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor