What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

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What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember