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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.