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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!