Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!