Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Python Jokes More Python Jokes

Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!

What is another word for a python?

A mega-bite!