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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Python Jokes More Python Jokes

Why did the python do national service?

He was coiled up!

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!