Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

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What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!