Because his pythons were sick
They were too constricting.
They re-coil!
A mega-bite!
He was coiled up!
A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.
Because she didn't know which one came first!
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
You're out of shape.
Baby, You're a Firework
Pi(e)
Your teeth!
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
No hard feelings.
It was raining cats and dogs
