Because his pythons were sick
They were too constricting.
They re-coil!
A mega-bite!
He was coiled up!
No one likes the black ones
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!
Because it's down to earth.
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
There's already a clock on the stove
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A Rastafarian Proctologist
Word,yo.
He was in Peake condition.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
A jellybean.
Monty Python!
