Pygmy Jokes

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.