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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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They get free two-day shipping.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.