Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

What is a derivative in a derivative?

Inflection.

Prime Jokes More Prime Jokes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Prime Rib Jokes More Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.