Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Prime Rib Jokes More Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.