Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

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What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Derivative Jokes More Derivative Jokes

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

What is a derivative in a derivative?

Inflection.

Prime Rib Jokes More Prime Rib Jokes

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib