Amazon Prime Jokes

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Derivative Jokes More Derivative Jokes

What is the derivative of 151?

Poke(dx)

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

Foreplay Jokes More Foreplay Jokes

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

Prime Rib Jokes More Prime Rib Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.