Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!