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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Captain Cook Jokes More Captain Cook Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.