Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!