Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Captain Cook Jokes More Captain Cook Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!