Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.