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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!