Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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About a buccaneer!

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They whip cream!

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!