What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey