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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.