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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!