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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.