What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup