What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Who was saved?

The Russian people

What is a hipster Russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

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Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup