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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent) robber boots

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What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale