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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin