What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.