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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science