What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout