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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

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How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin