What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science