Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River