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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

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How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River