Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River