Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river