Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.