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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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Because his house was underwater.