What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater