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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater