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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.