Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.