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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What makes you so sure?

N"He is a penguin."

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.