Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN.. ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy