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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.