Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.