Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.