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Mortgage Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater