Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Previous Random Joke Next

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.