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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.