How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.