How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!