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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.