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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.