How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.