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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!