How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.