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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!