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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

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What's the range of an accordion?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.