Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.