Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

Why is it better to be ashy?

Cause it just means you spit more fire

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.