Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.