Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.