Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What is the range of a tuba?

Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.