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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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How do you advertise a French rifle?

Never fired, dropped once.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.