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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Which one is the cowboy?

It's the one on the range.

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.