Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.