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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman