Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman