Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Because inertia is a property of matter.

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They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise