Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman