Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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A lot of crackling on the line!

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What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

Via sticky notes

Who's there! Bellows! Bellows who?

Bellows me some money can I have it please!

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise