What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose