What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing