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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.