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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies?

WILL.I.WAS

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose