Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise