Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise