Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

Fur Elise Jokes More Fur Elise Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise