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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise