Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!