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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!