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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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A Poultrygeist!

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise