What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

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What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

Fur Elise Jokes More Fur Elise Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.