What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.