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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

Fur Elise Jokes More Fur Elise Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise