What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

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How would Rhino?

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Because they've had their chloro-fill.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

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A Pair-a-ducks.

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The letter "m."

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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By losing a billion dollars in business.

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A stroke of genius.