What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.