What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise