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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Fur Elise Jokes More Fur Elise Jokes

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"