How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.