How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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Because he was always spotted.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.