How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.