Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups