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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups