Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

How many were left?

Nine!

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Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup