Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

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What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Homeless.

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You're grounded.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups