Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups