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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup