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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups