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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

Hum Jokes More Hum Jokes

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.