Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.