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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Hum Jokes More Hum Jokes

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.