Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary?

Because they'll always have the last word.

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.