Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.