At least a brazillion dollars...
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.
He said it goes without a hitch!
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
Weak back.
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
About a Brazillion dollars.