How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

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What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Adida Jokes More Adida Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...