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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

Adida Jokes More Adida Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.