How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.