How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.