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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Who was left?

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!