Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.