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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.