Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.