Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.