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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!