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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.