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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What's a Russian's favorite golf club?

A putin wedge.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.