Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.