Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three