Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three