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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.