Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Russian Airport Jokes More Russian Airport Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.