Because he was Snowden.
Christian Bail
Because they are missing two towers.
Because they're not used to getting Snowden.
He's Snowden.
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
They were Putin up with him.
Cause it was snowed-in.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
