Edward Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls?

Ego-Testicle.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.