Because he was Snowden.
Cause it was snowed-in.
He's Snowden.
He was Snowden.
Because he was Snowden...
Cause he was snowden.
Old King Coal!
He'll be Snowden.
Because two Eds are better than one.
He's always Snowden.
Edward.
Edward Snowed In
Because he's snowed in.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
When it turns into a driveway.
Cause you've already reddit!
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
You're a day late and a dolla short!
Because they can't whistle!
So they won't whistle on the way down.
With a victim cleaner.
Use LED based paint.
Because he was Snowden
Because he got Snowden!
Semtex.
Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.