Because he was Snowden.
Cause it was snowed-in.
He's Snowden.
He was Snowden.
Because he was Snowden...
Cause he was snowden.
Old King Coal!
He'll be Snowden.
Because two Eds are better than one.
He's always Snowden.
Edward.
Edward Snowed In
Because he's snowed in.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Shedding season
Because they are almost never **tired**.
Because he left a residue at every pole.
He was snowed in.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Because their entire species is extinct.
The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there
Matching uniforms.
They got Snowden.
I spy.
The letter "D"!
The D is silent.
During the winter Swole-stace
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
To say Hello from the other side