Because he was Snowden.
Cause it was snowed-in.
He's Snowden.
He was Snowden.
Because he was Snowden...
Cause he was snowden.
Old King Coal!
He'll be Snowden.
Because two Eds are better than one.
He's always Snowden.
Edward.
Edward Snowed In
Because he's snowed in.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Closed for Winter".
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
A man holding an aardvark.
Terminal velocity.
He heils a taxi!
