Edward Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Whose son was Edward the Black Prince?

Old King Coal!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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What's a poker player's favorite sitcom?

Full House.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.