Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son.

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.