Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.