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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Where's my credit card?

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....