Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What did the black man get for his son on Christmas?

Your bike.

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.