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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod