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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

Curt Jokes More Curt Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod