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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod