What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod