Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.