She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
Seven.
She gives birth to a boy.
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
