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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.