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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.