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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.