They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Omelette you figure it out
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
One. This one. The rest are all true.