What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.