What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.