What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.