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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.