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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.