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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.