How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.