How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.