How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.