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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Carpenter Jokes More Carpenter Jokes

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Spirit Level Jokes More Spirit Level Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!