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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!