What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon