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Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.