Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug