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Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.