Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.