Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

Pretty hot

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.