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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

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Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.